Boris (and his loyal pet the Evening (Low) Standard) is currently scaring the living shit out of everyone in London about the 27 deaths related to teen gang warfare and somehow trying to blame the Mayor for this. What exactly Boris would or could do about this remains a mystery and as Tory Troll points out Boris's hypocrisy in accusing Ken of 'playing with people's lives' is beyond belief.
But there you have it - currently a large number of people are fooled into not voting for Ken or even worse voting for Boris Idiot. Surely even Tories care about the 500 children Boris is going to kill, well some of them at least must, surely?
PDF also understands satire.