Can We Have Our Money Back Please? (Song)

Words and Music by Neil Harding

You think you're so smart
You think you're so clever
You think you're so awfully, awfully nice

But all you do
Is talk about the weather
And fascist news in your middle class life

You were working class once
Or so you thought
But you're not anymore

As you fiddle your expenses
And steal our money
And moan about the things that it bought

Can we have our cash back please?
Can we have our cash back please?
Can we have our money back please?
You right honourable MPs

So when we came to your house
From over the moat
You looked at us with such distaste

We were scruffy and dirty
But innocent and upright
And honest with intent I said

Can we have our cash back please?
Can we have our cash back please?
Can we have our money back please?
You right honourable MPs

They said no!
They said no!
They said no!
And slammed the door in our face.