Tuesday: Ken Clarke eliminated in first round. Thursday: A majority of Clarke supporters back Liam Fox, therefore making sure he just pips David Cameron to second place by 2 votes. December: Tory party members faced with such a pathetic choice, elect Fox over David Davis. Fox moves party to the right and once again employs wedge issue tactics using race and abortion and they lose the next election as a result. Yippee!
At least, this is what I hope happens. It certainly wouldn't surprise me. It may be obvious to the rest of the country that Cameron is their best hope, but don't forget this is Tory party members we are talking about, they don't live in the real world and their average age is 107*.
*Artistic licence used here but its not far off.